(Source: capnskull)
(Source: rkortez)
(Source: lyricallyblessed3)
no matter how close i think i am with someone there’s always someone before me like i’m literally never someone’s first option
(Source: nightofamelody)
(Source: halelawrence)
i forget how gay i am until i see a girl and then i’m kinda like oh right
‘which vegetable wears the strap-on’ is what they’re asking. the answer is all the vegetables.
I’ve had this exact same conversation with my Grandma. I told her ‘whoever happens to be holding on to the dildo at the time.’
She seemed pretty satisfied with that.
(Source: rachelskarsten)
(Source: bigmacmaster)
: an autobiography by me








